3 Recipes in One Meal! (or, “Tuber Good to be True”)

In my pantry today:

  • 3 leaves of kale
  • 2 tbsp onion slivers
  • 6-10 white grapes
  • 2 tbsp raw walnuts

Sweet potato bites:

  • 1/2 medium-sized sweet potato
  • 1 tbsp olive oil
  • 1/2 tsp hot red chili powder

Mandarin orange vinaigrette:

  • 1/2 c drained mandarin oranges
  • 1/3 c olive oil
  • 1/4 c apple cider vinegar
  • 1/2 tsp lemon juice
  • 1/4 tsp sesame oil
  • 1/4 tsp garlic paste
  • 1/4 tsp ginger-garlic paste
  • 1/4 tsp hot red chili powder

The weather is starting to get warm. Not summer’s “Blast Y’all from Face to Anus” hot as South Carolina will soon prescribe, but warm enough for me to start thinking about cold showers in the afternoon.* Warm enough that soup weather has gracefully exited the stage so quietly that I didn’t even get to have a season’s finale recipe for it. When soup weather departs, it’s salad weather.

So to inaugurate this climatic change, de-stem and chop your kale; set aside. Sliver off some onions; set aside. Peel and finely chop your sweet potato into little fork-size chunks, then toss with olive oil and hot red chili powder then put on a baking sheet and into a 400° oven for 15-20 minutes.

To make the vinaigrette, I measured everything in a Pyrex glass then dumped it all into the food processor and blended; just pour it in your serving apparatus and chill until dinner. Like many, but not all, things, it will taste better with a little time under its belt.

When the sweet potatoes are done, spatula them onto a plate and let them cool while you gently but thoroughly massage your kale with a little of the vinaigrette. Halve the grapes then twiddle your thumbs for about 15 more minutes before assembling kale, onions, sweet potato, halved grapes and walnuts. Top with another small dollop of mandarin vinaigrette and give the sun your first middle finger of the season (if’n you hadn’t already). 5 spoons!

*When my core body temperature rises, even when not from physical exertion, I can expect pseudo-exacerbations and Uhthoff’s Phenomenon. A cold shower can help dissuade these noisemakers.

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2 responses to “3 Recipes in One Meal! (or, “Tuber Good to be True”)

  1. “Blast Y’all from Face to Anus” – That is awesome! (spoken from a born and bread NC girl) This looks delish!

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