Happy Salad (or, “Salad But With Bacon, Potatoes, a Jalapeno and Homemade Dressing.”)

In my pantry today:

  • 6 slices bacon
  • 3 small yellow potatoes
  • 1 c kale, chopped and stems removed
  • 2 c baby red lettuce, chopped
  • 1 tbsp leek, sliced
  • 6-8 cherry tomatoes
  • 1 small jalapeno
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • 4 tsp olive oil
  • 1/2 c red wine vinegar
  • 1.5 tsp Greek seasoning
  • 1/2 tsp hot red chili powder

Wow, was my mind all over a delicious map tonight. Start out by massaging 1/2 tsp olive oil into your kale and setting it back in the fridge. Wash, stab a little, wrap in paper towels and microwave potatoes for three minutes (ignore the beep of the microwave for a while). Halve that jalapeno you picked from the generous container plant outside, remove the seeds and inner fuzz. Set halve the seeds aside, then flatten and delicately julienne the remaining pepper flesh.

Take a breath, start a new paragraph. Keep truckin.

Smash and mince your garlic. Put it and the reserved jalapeno seeds in 1/4 c olive oil in a mini saucepan on the stove. Let that cook slowly on ML until the garlic juuuuuust begins showing golden edges. Set aside for a few minutes.

Pan fry your bacon to your preferred consistency (I like mine dead as dead can be). Slice potatoes into large pieces and place in a baking dish with 1 tbsp bacon drippings spread in its bottom. Drizzle a little more on top, then sprinkle some Greek seasoning and red hot chili powder on. Place in 350° oven for 10-20 m, then:

[innnnnnnnnnnnhaaaaaaaaaaaaale]

Mix lettuce and kale and place in the bottom of a salad bowl. Rim the greens with spicy bacon-roasted potatoes. Top with leeks, tomatoes and julienned jalapeno… oh, and big-ass chunks of bacon. Serve with the garlapeno vinaigrette you just created with the sauteed garlic/seeds, 1/3 c red wine vinegar and 1/2 tsp Greek seasoning. Be happy — very happy — tonight with a salad for dinner. 5 spoons!

 

 

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