Cauliflower to the Stage!

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In my pantry today:

  • 1 M head of cauliflower, cut into florets
  • 1.5 c frozen peas
  • 4 cloves garlic, chunked
  • 1 M-L red onion, chunked
  • 1 M-L jalapeno, chunked w/seeds
  • 1.5 c parsley w/stems
  • 1/2 c cherry tomatoes, quartered
  • 1.5 c chicken broth (bone broth if’n you got it)
  • 1 Tbsp coconut oil
  • 1 Tbsp olive oil
  • 1 tsp turmeric
  • 1.5 tsp coriander
  • 1 tsp paprika
  • 1/2 tsp ginger
  • 1/2 cumin
  • dash asafoetida

I was in the mood for Indian. Specifically, cauliflower and peas. If I wanted this meal to be culturally relevant, it’d be served over rice and/or with naan… but, y’know, carbs. Thankfully cauliflower is a too open-minded piece of produce to let this be a delicious pipe dream: it will star in the show both playing itself, and in the role of rice.

garliconionjalFirst thing: Haphazardly dice garlic, onion, and jalapeno. Don’t hurt yourself, but enjoy knowing that it doesn’t matter how pretty these look before heading into a food processor. Put them in the pan with both oils, turn heat up to M for 10m then reduce to ML. Add parsley, mix. Let them mingle until translucency happens.

caulTake your cauliflower florets to the food processor first. In small batches, pulse only enough to break it up into near-rice consistency. Pour it all into a bowl and set aside.

Return to the pan, increase heat to M and add your spices. Coat everything and let it cook for about a minute. Turn off heat, let the pan cool for a minute then throw it all in the food processor until all that remains is a wet paste. Return it to the pan, add diced cherry tomatoes, broth, and peas. Bring to boil over M then reduce heat to L. Stir in cauliflower. Bring it back up to ML while you fold it all together, then when it returns to a simmer cover and turn to L. Walk away for 15-20m, then come back and… CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:

  • Turn off the stove and let it sit for the day in its own warm mess until dinner
  • Turn the heat back up to M until your desired consistency is reached, serve
  • Turn off stove for an hour. Decide you’re hungry, cook a quick chicken breast and have dinner for lunch.

Untitled-2This ended up being better than I’d initially hoped, with all the right levels of spice (for me: if you’re generally a wimp, check your jalapeno seeds at the door). I couldn’t wait until the dinner hour to eat a hearty portion.

What I did right: Cauliflower as its own rice means more phytonutrients and less sugar. I’m always happy to include turmeric and coconut oil in any reasonable fashion, and hiding parsley was a win-win.

What I did wrong: Forgot to marinate a chicken breast in advance, thinking “since this is for later I’ll wait on choosing/cooking a protein.”

What I might do next time: Pulse the cauliflower even more lightly so it’s chunkier. Add a little chili powder and/or fenugreek.

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