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Chard & Mango Salad (or, “Chard Day’s Night”)

In my pantry today:

  • 1.5 c kaleidoscope chard, chopped
  • 1 c spinach, chopped
  • 1/3 c parsley, minced
  • 1/3 c mango, diced
  • 1/2 c walnuts, toasted
  • 1/3 c sweet onion, diced
  • 1/2 c feta cheese, crumbled or whatever
  • 1/3 c-ish vinaigrette of choice

chardmangosaladChop, mince, dice and toast! Once the prep is out of your way, these are all handy-licious things to grab out of the fridge and throw together. I might have overdone it on those walnuts, but who doesn’t love their healthy Omegas?

Succulent Strawberries, Salad and Sauce

In my pantry today:

  • Rainbow salad with strawberry vinaigrette
  • Monday Marinara

To be fair, this is two days’ dinner in one lump sum; life is for the living, after all, and I have been doing a great deal of it lately. Yesterday I had to have several items meet their maker (through me rather than by nature’s wicked hand). I had just bought those strawberries and the next day showed why they had been on sale. Shelf life costs.

Rainbow salad:

  • 1 small head Butter lettuce
  • 4-5 leaves rainbow chard
  • 1 c quartered strawberries
  • 1 ear sweet white corn
  • 1 small tomato
  • 2 tbsp crushed walnuts
  • 1/2 tsp red hot chili powder

Take the corn off of the ear, raw, and mix with your crushed walnuts and red hot chili powder. Set aside. Chop everything to your personal liking; toss greens then layer on the corn/walnut mixture, tomatoes and strawberries. Top with…

Strawberry Vinaigrette:

  • 1/2 c pureed fresh strawberries
  • 1/4 c pomegranate red wine vinegar
  • 1/3 c olive oil
  • 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar
  • 1 tsp lime juice
  • 1/2 tsp sea salt

The remainder of the strawberries were not rotten but were also not pretty. What couldn’t you make with those suckers after a trip through the food processor? Put all the ingredients in a cruet and shake heartily until emulsification happens. 4 spoons!

Monday Marinara:

  • 4 medium ripe tomatoes
  • 1/2 large Vidalia onion
  • 5 cloves garlic
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 tsp oregano
  • 1/2 tsp thyme
  • 1/2 tsp hot red chili powder
  • 1/2 tsp dark brown sugar
  • 1/4 tsp sea salt

And today there were four ripe-n-ready vine tomatoes on the counter that looked perfect to blanch. First thing was first; chop your onion and garlic and add to olive oil warming to ML in a large stove top vessel. While that’s doing it’s thing you’ll have time to blanch the tomatoes and dice up the skinless little goons. Sprinkle the naked chunks with salt and brown sugar then have them wait panside until the garlic begins to brown at the edges. Mix tomatoes in along with thyme, oregano and hot red chili powder. Let everything come to a boil and stir periodically for 10-15m. Reduce heat to L and let simmer until dinnertime. Ours was served over spinach tortellini and topped with Parmesan cheese. 4 spoons!

A Chard Day’s Night

In my pantry today:

  • 6 leaves rainbow chard, stems removed
  • adversity-busting cheese filling*
  • essentially from scratch tomato sauce*
  • 2 c cooked gluten-free pasta shells

I am still trying to reconstitute my internal routine/schedule after a day in the ER last week; apparently on the comprehensive wine list of mismatched symptoms held by MS, nerves at the bottom of your brain stem can misfire and make you think your innards have been set ablaze by Pol Pot himself. You’ll only be able to suspect Pot, however, because your eyeballs will be spasming too hard to see his face. Oh, the delights of an invisible illness! But I digress. It felt wonderful to get back into the kitchen today even if what came out was a nonsensical mess.

The rest of the CSA stock from this past week needs clearing out and I had some open boxes of lasagna noodles in the cupboard… so I gleefully set about making a version inspired by Om Nomalicious’s Spinach Lasagna Rolls. It was going to be so much fun! Oh, except I didn’t check the lasagna boxes until after making the filling and sauce. Those noodles were so very broken; my heart too became as such upon their viewing.

But I had all these big leaves of chard uncut in the drainer behind me. They were big. And in need of justification through consumption. Just like this delicious cheese filling and that from-(mostly)-scratch tomato sauce.

Adversity-BustingĀ  Cheese Filling*:

  • 1 c ricotta cheese
  • 1/2 c mozzerella cheese
  • 1/4 c Parmesan cheese
  • 1 egg
  • 2 tbsp ground golden flax
  • 1/4 tsp thyme
  • 1/2 tsp oregano
  • 4 cloves garlic
  • 1 tsp olive oil

This was made with all the joy of one who believes they are making lasagna. Mince your garlic and cook on ML in 1 tsp of olive oil for 10-15m. Add thyme and oregano shortly before removing it from heat and adding it to a bowl with all of your other ingredients. Set aside via refrigeration.

Essentially from scratch tomato sauce*:

  • 2 tsp olive oil
  • 3 ripe tomatoes
  • 5 cloves garlic
  • 1/2 Vidalia onion, diced chunky
  • 1/4 c red wine
  • 1 tsp thyme
  • 1/2 tsp oregano
  • 1/2 tsp turmeric
  • 1 tsp hot red chili powder

Cook your onions and garlic on L-ML for 20-30m before adding thyme and oregano. Mix everything, then fold in your now-diced tomatoes. Let that come to a boil then splash in your red wine and let it return on M to a slow bubbling place. Add the can of tomatoes, turmeric and hot red chili powder; mix and let return to a gentle boil until as much of the soupiness mists off as you’d like. I gave mine about 20 minutes before being too impatient to let it thicken further.

And about right here is where I turn this from a delicious, first-class meal into a terrible abomination of textures. Everything up until now is stellar… but when layered using raw chard leaves in place of lasagna noodles, this dish crashes and burns. I imagine it was fun enough to play scientist about all this… and it did still have a delicious flavor. Not gon’ lie, I ate two servings. But because I could not look it in the eye while eating it this only gets 2 spoons. Shame! [EDIT: I hear it deserves more than 2 spoons]