Tag Archives: condensed milk

Blueberry and Mango C’s-cake Popsicles

In my pantry:

  • 1 mango
  • 1 lg carrot
  • 2 c blueberries
  • 6 oz sweetened condensed milk
  • 1/2 c ground flax
  • 1/4 c unsweetened almond milk

Healthy! Well with the exception of the sweetened condensed milk, of course… but even still I’m banking on the vitamin content to nullify any sugar/dairy-related missteps. This pop-cipe tries to cover the vitamin A B C’s as well as omega-3s, and fiber ‘n junk. This will be an excellent daytime snack — between the heat and the phytonutrient content, I nearly expect to start sprouting oranges outta my armpits! 5 spoons!

 

Return of the Salty Fucksticks

In my pantry today:

Knead your butter into the flour until crumbly, then press into the bottom of a 13×9 baking dish. In a large bowl, throw your fuckstick-mix in with a beaten egg and condensed milk. Toss to mix. Pour over dough, then sprinkle liberally with dark chocolate chips. Put in a 350° oven for twenty minutes. Remove and spread the melted chocolate chips atop. Let sit until cool. Devour.

I still have 1/3 of a gallon of this toffee after making these for, and giving some loose toffee away to family. It’ll be shrug-and-freeze time soon.