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Cashew Butter(scotch) Blondies & Dark Chocolate Orange Cookies

Thanks for coming back! Though I’ve had a-whole-lotta life goings on, I certainly didn’t go without cooking all this time… but blogging about it?

Eh, priorities.

Merry Christmas Eve — I am baking gluten-free for a New Year’s transition into giving glutenless living a try. I am baking diabetic-friendly* on top of that. This doesn’t mean that I’m retracting flavor.darkchocorangecookies

Dark Chocolate Orange Cookies

  • 1 c almond flour
  • 3 tbsp golden flax
  • 3/4 stick butter
  • 1 egg
  • 1/2 c brown sugar
  • 1/4 c xylitol
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 c dark chocolate chips
  • 6 drops doTerra® wild orange essential oil

1. Cream butter and sugars. I’ve found that the food processor works great for this because at the very end I’ll ultimately get smaller pieces of chocolate chips in these almost classic lace cookies.

2. Add egg and orange oil; blend.

3. Add dry ingredients, then chips. Blend.

4. Bake at 350° for 5-7m — let cool before removing from pan. If you can cool them overnight, they’ll solidify a little better for traveling.

Cashew Butter(scotch) Blondies

  • 1 1/2 c white beans (drained/rinsed)
  • 3 tbsp butter
  • 1/4 c cashew butter
  • 3/4 tsp baking powder
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • level 1/4 tsp salt
  • 2/3 c xylitol
  • 1/4 c molasses
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/4 c ground golden flax
  • 1/4 c toffee bits
  • 1/4 c butterscotch chips

1. Make cashew butter by using the food processor to grind 1/3 c or so of roasted cashews. Or by buying it. No judgement.

2. Once you’ve measured the right amount of cashew butter, throw everything else BUT your chips in the food processor and blend until a smooth paste.

3. Then throw in the toffee/butterscotch chips and pulse the food processor until blended, but not decimated.

4. Pour into foil or parchment paper-lined 8×8″ pan and bake at preheated 350° oven for 30m.

blondies5. Do not be alarmed when they emerge looking burnt. Let cool several hours (if not overnight) before slicing.

 *They’re friendly, but not like best-friends-for-life friendly; please use your judgement on sweetening levels.

Lavender-Blueberry Cheesecake Bars

In my pantry today:
  • 1 box gluten-free white cake mix
  • 1 stick butter
  • 8 oz. cream cheese
  • 4 eggs
  • 1.5 tsp. vanilla
  • 1.5 drops doTerra® lavender essential oil
  • 2/3 lb. powdered sugar
  • 1 c frozen blueberries
lavenderblueberrycheesecakeMix cake mix, butter and egg until crumbly rather than powdery. Pat down into a 9″x13″ pan, pushing sides slightly up. Have cream cheese and eggs at room temperature and mix cream cheese, eggs and vanilla until they are a smooth liquid — I used a food processor for this and I do not consider that in any way cheating.  Add powdered sugar to the food processor,  pulsing between every cup or so. Then — and here’s where I step blindly into the abyss — I added a drop and a half of lavender essential oil. In addition to smelling wonderful, this oil happens to be pure enough to be eaten. I lavenderblueberrycheesecakebarshave heard tale of lavender being a flavor as well as a scent. I wanted to try, and cheesecake can be a gentle delivery medium for a first taste of something long considered just a perfume plant. After it’s been pulsed in, take a deep breath and pour it all over the cake mix. In a small sauce pan, heat frozen blueberries until smashable and drizzle they and their liquids onto the cheesy topping. Swirl with abandon. Bake at 300° for 60 minutes or until a butter knife comes out the middle relatively clean. Cool very completely (everything has to settle in together) and cut into squares. I cannot in good legal conscience guarantee that you will be delighted, but, well, you’ll probably be delighted. 5 spoons!

Blood-n-Guts Halloween Soup

In my pantry today:

  • 3 c cooked red cabbage (freezer storage shout-out!)
  • 2 carrots
  • 1 stalk celery
  • 1 medium yellow onion
  • 1 can petite diced tomatoes
  • 1 can corn
  • 1 can green beans
  • 64oz broth (I kept this vegan with vegetable, but any animal will do)
  • 2 tbsp garlic paste
  • 1 tsp turmeric
  • 1/8 tsp cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp asafoetida

‘Tis near-about the season for drinking blood and eating guts without having to apologize for it! This one is easy and can be eaten in so many ways once settled in the crock pot — the 6 quarts of soup this recipe makes is great for freezing whatever you can’t eat after a day or three. Take my word, however that this won’t need to get punishing for a few consecutive meals. A very basic vegetable soup is like a basic black dress —  it’s easy to dress up or down.

As it is this soup is a pretty rainbow of nutrition in its formative stages, then after a while the anthocyanins will turn the entire shebang into a spooky crime scene photo. See those ingredients up there? Put them all in a crock pot, set it to whenever you want a frightfully good dinner (but give it at least 4 hours to coalesce; the longer it sits, the darker the red).

Last night, we enjoyed ate our bloody slop topped with thin slices of asiago cheese and garlic breadsticks. It was very definitely 5 spoons… of DARKNESS! (moihahaha, et al)