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Pinto Squili is Illin!

In my pantry today:

  • 1 20.5 oz can pinto beans
  • 2 squirrel legs
  • 1 large Vidalia onion
  • 5 cloves garlic
  • 2 tbsp chili powder
  • 1 tbsp cumin
  • 1 tbsp Italian seasoning
  • 1 tsp turmeric
  • dash asafoetida

squiliNo, we’re not that poor — but I’ve lived in South Carolina my entire life and have never taken advantage of what’s right in my back yard. All over my back yard. Because I am mostly homebound, I hear them all day every day using our gutters as freeways. Maybe now I will feel as though I was able to exert more control over the tiny creatures who don’t know I am lord of their dominion than fist-shaking can communicate. Damnit.

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Dramatic recreation of how LouLou approached us this morning.

Have you ever dressed a squirrel? Because I’ve never even cleaned a fish, and this inadequacy is why I’m only using the legs. They were plump and easy to remove; the crock pot handled the rest of those hairless gams’ day. Chop up your onion and garlic for the event and throw it all in the crock pot. The longer you can let it simmer, the more tender your meat will be. Make sure to reach into things and take out any bones before serving. This wasn’t as terrible an idea as the wife told me — when cooked this long, the meat really resembles any other. Apart from the cultural finger-waggling that comes with eating rodents, this gets 4 spoons and will have leftovers frozen.

I will forever remember this small animal by the not-very-flashy name I gave him while ripping off his limbs: Pinto.

 

 

London Broil is Falling Down!

In my pantry toady:

  • 1 lb london broil
  • 1 14 oz can pinto beans
  • 2 medium Russet potatoes, quartered
  • 1 14 oz ┬ácan cream of mushroom soup
  • 1/2 large sweet yellow onion
  • 1 tbsp garlic paste
  • 1/2 tsp turmeric
  • 1/4 tsp cumin
  • 1 pinch asafoetida
  • 1 tbsp sour cream

beefbbeansMaking pot roast without actual gravy (or bullion, etc) was a challenge… until it proved to be easy enough for even a dim child. Throw it all in the pot, set it and return in that amount of time (ish). We let the slow cooker run a little longer than anticipated… which meant our worst case scenario here was whipping the fallen apart potatoes in the food processor with a little sour cream. Best worst case scenario ever! The meat-n-beans get 5 spoons, and the potatoes end up only getting 4. I might’ve liked them more about two hours before we got there. Regardless, this is a major win for naked meat!